Overheard in the park and sung by elementary students walking home from school: When I get to be a first grader, when I get to be a first grader, my friend will commit suicide. 一年生になったら、一年生になったら友達が自殺するかな。
This is a based on a very widely sung preschool song: When I get to be a first grader, when I get to be a first grader, I will make 100 friends.一年生になったら一年生になったらともだち100人ができるかな。
